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If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Support bacteria-- they're the only culture some people have.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
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For a bunch of other qoutes like those on posters (to make them look like those cheesy motivational posters) check out http://www.despair.com I think its kind of funny that everyone of the posters is fitting for college students.

Agent
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If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?

Why must one use a silencer on a mime?

They don't say much........
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Why must one use a silencer on a mime?

They don't say much........



I bet they would if ya shot 'em in the leg.
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OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!

How perfectly fitting. My previous message about shooting mimes just to hear them scream was my 666th message.

God bless us everyone (even Johnny Cash).
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