No. of Recommendations: 2
We put together a team of chefs to prepare a special meal just for democrats. Our cooking team was made up of 16 angry democrats led by an establishment republican Never Trumper. They spent over $25 million and over 2 years in the kitchen preparing a big fat Nothingburger just for you. We are now taking orders for the type of condiments each of you would like on your big fat Nothingburger.

Please choose from the following selections:

Regular:
1) Ketchup
2) Mustard
3) Mayonnaise

Special sauces:
1) Idiots delight (I believed Russian Collusion)
2) Hypocrite Sauce (I don’t believe Mueller like I said I would)
3) Partisan Hack Sauce (Justice is whatever I say it is)
4) Huh? Sauce (I am a democrat, have you seen either of my brain cells?)
5) Salacious and Unverified Sauce (aka Comey Sauce)

* More sauces to come

Step right up and get ready to chow on your Nothingburger with sauce of choice! Your anger and hatred bought and paid for this meal!

Cheers,

Vile
NEVER SAY DIE!!!
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