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There was a little old man who really took care
of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.
One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his
body, when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire
body with the exception of his #####.

He decided to do something about it. He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his #####. Just then, two old ladies were strolling about the sand, one walking with a cane.

Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move
it with her cane. She remarked to the other little old lady. "there
ain't no justice in this world." The other little old lady asked
"What do you mean by that?" "Well," she said, "when I was 20 I
was curious about it," "when I was 30 I enjoyed it. When I was
40 I asked for it." "When I was 50 I paid for it." "When I was 60
I prayed for it." "When I was 70 I forgot about it." "And now that
I'm 80 the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old too
squat."

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Very funny. But what I really want to know is...what does "#####" mean.
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I interpreted '#####' to be a member of the male anatomy with sun block on ?

... the Devil made me do it. :-)
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I wondered too......looks a bit like a fence, so it could be a chastity-belt!! :-)
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Hi SeaPhantom

Very funny. But what I really want to know is...what does "#####" mean.

When I heard the joke, I took it to mean the bottom his foot. After all that part of his body would never tan. Although it might mean something else. Who knows? It could mean different things to others on this board.

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Very funny. But what I really want to know is...what does "#####" mean.

It means.......depending where you are from.....Dick, prick, cock,
willy. Dick..as in Richard. Prick as in ouch. Cock as in a-doodle-do and willy as in William. Also sometimes referred to as a Penis, where many of us(I trust) urinate from.

Now can we all get back to business. This is an outstanding board and the Jokes and stories are first class. If the prudish don't like it..then simply go elsewhere.
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Very funny. But what I really want to know is...what does "#####" mean.

From my Websters, it means: "the male organ of copulation in mammals."

Does it mean that a cock (being an oviparous) does not have one?


At 20, it is #####
At 30, it is *****
At 40, it is #~#~#
At 60, it is ..$..
At 80, it is ..?..




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From my Websters, it means: "the male organ of copulation in mammals."

Does it mean that a cock (being an oviparous) does not have one?


You are so much braver than I am.

Barbara

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