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Thank you for refreshing my memory. All I remember is getting up at 5 am, yanking out my contacts, putting them in their container and taking 2 advil. At 10 am, found my contacts resembling potato chips; one on the counter and one in the sink and took 2 advil. Asked my parole officer if I behaved and he said yes. Thank God.
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