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-Since you rotten kids didn't choose to welcome Greg, our prestigious visitor, an award-winning Brewmeister from the Great State of California, who boarded the bus, probably towing a treasury of unique recipes for heaven-in-a-glass, Catfyre has placed a hex upon you! The very next time you expect to be enjoying your favourite brew in your usual watering hole, the filled stein, goblet, mug, foamy or tin can WILL, I promise you, - levitate briefly before your eyes, rise up and empty it's golden contents in a single soaking swathe over your tiny pointed heads!
After which, you might just as well board the Bus backwards, because the Cat is going to have your little pink bums spanked purple!

(Very Ferocious Cat)
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