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THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of the stumbling moron Bush;
he has blathered all drivel that the neo-cons can push;
he had lost all sight of reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for his policies – or is he Cheney's tool?
His lies are piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
The surplus is now gone.

I have seen him slash all taxes on the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Lets the smokestacks keep polluting – do we really need clean air?
His wreckage will live on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankering to bomb a hapless state;
Though the whole world thinks its reckless – and there's time to get things straight;
When he doesn't have the evidence, “We must prevaricate.”
Diplomacy is gone!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
If the reasons are disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging all the masses – to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THE DOOOO... FUSS ... MAR...CHES...ON!
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