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I wish I could site the author. This was sent via email from a good buddy.

The Best Surgeon

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf and discussing surgeries that
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost
7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said; "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said; "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
wannabe cowboy rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States!"
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