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The Hormone Hostage of PMS knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?SAFER: What did I do wrong?SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings!Kathy
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