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Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...

When you go for a shot, what do they do first?

They Clean your arm with alcohol...

Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So.......

I walk to the liquor store. . . (exercise)
I drink wine. . .(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. . . (veggies)
Drink on the dock . . .(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh. . . (eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ###!"
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