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In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying,
"It is a crock of sh!t, and it stinketh"

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its
strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to
another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it
is very strong."

And the Directors then went unto the Vice Presidents,
saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying
unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and
vigor of the company, with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

And this is how Sh!t Happens.

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