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The Most Liberal Politician in America

I have created huge deficits. I love to spend other people's money. I was handed a budget surplus and in 3 short years have created the largest deficit known to mankind (over $500 billion and counting!).

I have NEVER vetoed a spending bill. I love to spend money. Especially when it belongs to someone else. Especially when it belongs to someone who doesn't vote yet, like your children. My motto is spend, spend, spend.

I do not believe in balanced budgets. My stated goal is not to eliminate the budget deficit and create a surplus, but rather it is just to reduce the deficit. I love deficits. I love borrowing other people's money.

I love creating huge amounts of debt. When I come to the office, the national debt was $5.6 trillion. Thanks to my hard work, the national debt today is $7.4 trillion, an increase of 32% in less than 4 years!! I love creating huge amounts of debt for my fellow Americans.

I love creating big government John Kerrey claims that 1.6 million jobs have been lost. My supporters proudly claim that only 600-800k jobs have been lost. The difference? Why government employees of course! Half the jobs that were created under my administration are government employee jobs!! I LOVE big government.

I love creating huge government programs. I'm responsible for creating one of the largest government hand out programs in existence. I promised that the Medicare pharmacy bill would only cost $400 billion. Of course I lied. Only a couple of months later, I said it would cost $540 billion. Want to bet how much it will really cost? I just love huge government programs.

I love big criminal attorneys. They helped get away with insider trading violations and got me off of two drunk driving arrests. God bless lawyers.

I'm George Bush and I approve this message.

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