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The National Weather Service said that a fuller investigation was underway.

Abnormal weather conditions are also being investigated in Florida where the extreme heat seems to have caused most of the palm trees to lose their clusters.

The Weather Service is unable to explain, if the situation is heat related, why these lost clusters have not just fallen to the ground, but completely disappeared.

Witnesses in several areas described seeing a few frisky young ladies shaking palm fronds and waving Canadian flags. They were also heard shouting strange chants involving canoodling, but no one has been able to decipher the meaning.

Jeb Bush is expected to consult a relative regarding the possible invasion of Canada.

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