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Before boarding their flight, a beatiful young lady asks a priest traveling the same route,"Father, could I ask a favor?""Of course my child, What can I do for you?""Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibratinghair remover for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?""Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.""You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask youany questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presentedhimself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, myson", he replied.Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from thesash down, what do you have?"The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destinedfor use by women, but which has never been used."Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father.Next!"
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