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Dr. Hibbert: "Your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer. But I'm more concerned about your gravy level."

Homer: "Now wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink 8 glasses of gravy a day."

Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) "Well. You're a little confused."

Homer: (indignantly) "Oh, confused, would we!?"

-- From the Bart Star episode #5F03
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