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Is that I'm scheduled to take the NY State Life and Health Insurance Agent Licensing Exams tomorrow, so I've been studying like a madman...

Be back tomorrow afternoon,
Dan
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GOOD LUCK with that Dano!!!!!!!!!

(5 days to Cliffmas)

*!*
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Good luck, Dan!

Shannon
Keeping my fingers crossed for you...
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Break A Leg, Dan!!!

OOLFAY
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Good Luck, Dan.

JTM (wondering why he doesn't just stick to AMWAY)
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I got suspended for a week! Security cameras caught me doing my thing in the back of the bus. Being a Short Buser, I tried to play stupid as usual, but when the cameras caught me trying to drag Shannon into my "private hell" (so THEY say), it became a more serious offense: Contributing to the Delinquency of a Delinquent. One week, no questions.

Back and ready to roll! Down the road, that is.

Pat
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Security cameras caught me doing my thing in the back of the bus.

Damn Viagra.

JTM (gets sex the old fashioned way - he pays for it.)
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Security cameras caught me doing my thing in the back of the bus. Being a Short Buser, I tried to play stupid as usual,

Go see the Score. I'm told Edward Norton does a killer Short Bus-er imitation.

but when the cameras caught me trying to drag Shannon into my "private hell" (so THEY say),

Heh. One man's hell is another woman's heaven. <eg> Was it the horns, or the pitchfork they had a problem with? Or that the flames got out of hand and nearly torched Fool.com? It's not like they're not insured!

it became a more serious offense: Contributing to the Delinquency of a Delinquent. One week, no questions.

Can't corrupt the already corrupted, I always say.

Glad you're back. :)

Shannon

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JTM (gets sex the old fashioned way - he pays for it.)

AHEM, I think you have some debt to settle, Mister!
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"JTM (gets sex the old fashioned way - he pays for it)"

That's lame! Why, all I have to do to get sex is to take her out for a nice, expensive dinner, driving MY car and useing MY gas, buy the wine, rent the movies and I'm in! Who the heck has to PAY for it???

Yeesh!

Pat




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Reading between the lines...
Why, all I have to do to get sex is to take her out for a nice, expensive dinner (at Mickey D's), driving MY car (1974 AMC Pacer) and useing MY gas, (siphoned from my neighbor's lawnmower) buy the wine, (Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill) rent the movies (from Goodwill) and I'm in! (provided I remember to take that little pill).

One question. Are you free Saturday night?

JTM
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CORRECTION!

Dinner at Due Amici, our fave, and where we've gone 4 times in the last month: Average $55.00 a pop.

Wine: $14.00

Car expense (1999 Dodge Avenger- .42 a mile x 20 miles): $8.40

Movies (generally 2 (1 of which will go unwatched) @ $3.25 per): $6.50

Viagra (taken without her knowledge): $10.00

Total for the Holy Grail= $93.90

"Did I tell you I was on my period"? - Priceless, which is what it's worth.

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