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The Repug slime machine in action is awesome to behold. It is polished and tuned.

Yet it’s succeeding because it is where the voters are (plus red states having more power than their population size).

It’s time to admit it. The basic problem is that red voters are brain-dead Stupid. Democrats need to start talking and acting Stupid. It’s the only way to woo the Goober.

Instead of facts, do Lies. Lots of 'em. Rapid-Fire, relemtlessly.

Instead of reassurance, do Fear. Make 'em afraid of their own retrumplican shadows. Tell them scary bedtime stories. 3 am knocks on the door by walking dead Mitch McConnell wanting to bury them alive. MT Greene stealing their liquor and meth. Ted Cruz sleeping under their bed, giving them Covid and telling Castro they are closet gay.

Tell them that Hannity sleeps with his cousin. No wait they'll like that. Tell them he sleeps with Trump. Prove that he doesn’t. So he must. After all, they chat nightly.

Give them conspiracies so crazy that they must be true. Gym Jordan, MT Greene and Matt Gaetz run a secret ring of Chinese abortion clinics underground across the South. Their pizza is drugged so they can seduce girls into sex trafficking.

Plenty of stuff Dems could do to reach the Red mind on its own terms.
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