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Eight years ago Fathermopp said food tasted funny and his personal doc found his white cell count going to zero. All of the king's horses and all of the king's men to include 39 pathologists attending a conference at Johns Hopkins could not figure out exactly what was wrong. CDC Atlanta send us the correct diagnoses 3 days after Fathermopp went to beat St. Peter at cribbage.

Am I here to represent the dark side of the force? Y'all know me better than that. But if Doctor God needs eclairs stuck in his ears or a bottle of selter shot down his BVDs I can probably help you come up with someting.

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