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the worm turns http://www.fool.com/specials/2000/sp000113lucent.htm
Good thing they picked 4 others / With a twist


Zut alors, M. Stoli, can you not See trough zee efil ways of zee cunning M.s Gardners? Dey own zee CSCO, zee grand competitor of LU, and so have launched a riducule campaign against zee stock of zee brave, noble AñejoPort. Zee last time I regarded zee matter, zee PE Ratio("Ratio EP" ici en France, mais oui, bien sur) for CSCO was about 150 and for zee sturdy LU company eet was 40. Iyam sure zat le meretricious M. Gardner would like to see zee PE of CSCO go up to 500 like zee Qualcomm, and LU's go down to 14 like zee banks, den he will feel dat le valuations are at daer proper levels.

Wit a splash of zee Perrier,

jps
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