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They either grow up and watch Fox or die.

Rupert the Phone Hacker is laughing his head off at you.

He sees you as another idiot pawn in his game.

He knows that you get your daily dose of indignation, lies, facile answers, wingnut conspiracy theories, missing white women (simultaneously allowing the Fox demographic of aging mouthbreather males to be both outraged AND to entertain fantasies of what it would be like to have a frat girl chained up in their basement) and so on...

... all while you're living in hope that one of the hand-chosen microskirt wearers delivering all of this mania to you doesn't cross her legs fast enough when she has to adjust position because of the cramps setting in as she desperately tries to avoid Camera 2 giving her the kind of exam that only her doctor should see.

Rupert knows what he's doing. You don't.
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