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Three very old and very bored grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by and one of the grandmas said, "Betcha we can guess how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess how old I am."

One of the grandmas replied, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age."

He did.

The grandmas stared at him for a good while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you guess that?"

The grandmas laughed until t! ears were rolling down their cheeks. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison . . .

"You told us yesterday!"

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