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TMF censors, yes you who make the decision to delete a post based on the solitary objection of an anal retentive reader, yes you... you SUCK!

Actually suspect posts are first reported to the police via a programmed hotkey...F11, the Fool's version of 911. Once there, it's handed over to a team of investigators who do a background check on the alleged perpertator. Evidence is gathered and experts are used to determine every possible offense. Once the case is rock solid a Foolish Attorney (thus the FA'd) is brought in to prosecute the case. If he approves, a Magistrate Jester is asked to issue a warrant for a full post arrest. The post is then brought to a trial and a jury of 13 men and occasionally a woman, a midget, and a gypsy and a small child with something that looks like sap running from his nose. From that point a verdict is arrived at and the post is sentenced for execution.

Other times, a TMF employee just has some common sense and says, eh, *click* (post gone).

Another way to look at it is this forum is led by you, yes you, Mr. pull a 50 gallon cooler on wheels behind you to a Foolish party just to carry a page from a Playboy book. You are basically worshipped here, and can type a post that says "nothing," and get 49 posts. TMF doesn't allow entire discussion groups to be dominated by T & A, because this is a public board. Pushing the envelope and complaining when "caught" is very unbecoming.

At one time Eddie Murphy was only a foul mouthed, dirty minded comedian. Then, he cleaned up his act and did many wonderful roles that even children love. Joe, you have talent too. Why don't you try to see if you can be just as funny with legitimate humor, as opposed to only striking the deviant funny bone. That would be a true test of your comedic genius.

Or maybe it's time you had a long chat with yourself, ask yourself if as an upper middle aged man, you havn't consumed your personality with sexual innuendo. As yourself if you havn't displaced your normal personality and psyche that would allow you to interact with all people of any race, age, or cup size, on strictly a respectable, adult type level, at least some of the time.

We love ya Joe, and we won't stop fighting for ya.

Paul T.
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