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To Byrneshill:
I guess that's me

If you dare to ask the self-proclaimed humble servant questions, you are probably part of a massive conspiracy to ruin the financial markets.
Except the dog food companies. Cause we know all the grandmas will be eating dog food soon.

On behalf of Dr. Patrick Byrne, I ask you the following questions:

Are you working for the Sith Lord?

Indirectly. I'm acually working for Bobo the Hut, Jabba's 3rd cousin, who himself works for Mama Cadrician (Lando's grandma), who herself works for the sith lord.

How do you communicate with the Sith Lord?
I leave him messages by peeing in the snow next to Byrne's house in Utah. Sometimes communication is exhausting.

How much is the Sith Lord paying you to post here?
Whenever I post, I get a cookie.

Is it your job to clog this board and post inane questions here?
Actually, I'm a professionnal guitar hero player. Even though our fame is only surpassed by the most famous bobsleigh drivers, we don't make as much as people would think, hence the need to work part time for the sith lord.

With respect,
For whom?

Sam E. Antar (like the Sith Lord, I was a criminal during the 1980's)

PS: Please Cc any reply to Judd Bagley (chief cyber stalker at

With truthiness,

Byrne E. Shill (who unlike sammy and the sith lord, was too busy trying to pass his 3rd grade in the 80's to even think about commiting any crime whatsoever).
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