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Let me rephrase that: "To the narrow-minded, self-righteous, nearsighted, moralistic, holier-than-thou Fool who FAd this benign thread."

If a statue of a human figure prominently displayed in front of a museum for all to see insults your sense of morals and elevated decorum, may I suggest that you never take your children to the Getty, the Louvre or the Vatican, for you may forever poison their innocent minds with the horribly pornographic art they may encounter in those corrupt and degenerate enclaves of human decadence.

I wish you the best of luck in the moral and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. Should you not be able to overcome these obstacles, and remain unable to cope with real life situations, may you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

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