No. of Recommendations: 5
Yes I know you aren't reading this (as evidenced by the huge rec totals that your personal attacks on me render, lol)

Anyway Leftists, take a break from your racist halls of I.T and your resentful cubicles and T.P.S reports for a second, I've got a new assignment for you.

No, you don't have to count the number of cars burned in Paris for New Years, by the oppressed minority. NO, you don't have to go to Obama's Gitmo and replace wafers of chlorine in the urinals.

You've been promoted to high finance! Actuary! Your assignment:

1.)Get together with the other resentful envious jealous Leftists you know and decide: What are you gonna do about the 2% in payroll taxes Obama has told you to pay? Will you cut back on coffee? Porn? Meth? Organic Veggies? Pot? Once you figure that out.....

2.)Think of your boss's boss's boss's boss. Gotta be at least 4 levels higher than the average Bay Area I.T underachiever. Anyway this guy earns $399,999 a year and OBAMA GAVE HIM A BUSH TAX CUT!!!

I'd like you to write that guy a note, suggesting what he should do with the money. After all, YOU are kicking in 2% more, while his marginal rate stayed cut by 4%. He's been inconvenienced for having extra money to have to spend and at very least, you can screen the right hotels and restaurants for him or her.

Should he invest it? Save it? Go on vacation? Buy a boat?

The most creative ideas will get a prize. You get to wear a Hawaiian Shirt next Friday.

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