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Subject: Wife Missing

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
that his wife was missing.
Husband:
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has
not come home.

Sergeant:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.


Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.



Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Never noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember
exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my truck.

Sergeant:
What kind of truck was it?

Husband:
A Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost
5.0L V8 engine special ordered with a 6 speed manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up about ready to cry.

> Sergeant:
> Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck
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