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There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking
for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says,

"Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."

The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of
the road."

They argued about it for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in
the middle of the road.

All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to
swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.

The one blonde says to the other,

"See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"
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