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Two weeks ago, Utah's governor declared the situation required “divine intervention,” and called for a weekend of prayers asking God to fix the situation… God responded by creating a massive heat dome over the western US that is breaking temperature records like toothpicks.

Clearly God is punishing them Mormons for being right-wing climate deniers. Trump voters.

But they won’t hear that message from God. It doesn’t fit their ideology.

So, rather than pray, they better run.

God said to Abraham, kill me a son,
Abe said, man you must be putting me on.
God say no
Abe say, What?
God say you can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me coming, you better ruuun…
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