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u am correct. ive had the anus itchies for too weeks now. i tried everything... finger, naybors finger, stick from yard, corner of desk, spoon, rolling pin, watch band, vase, stapler, end of pen, coke bottle (helped a bit), banana (felt good for other reason), ice cube (not the rapper), dog's tong, dog's tail, SCII card, toothpaste, applesauce, ramen noodles, cheena man finger, stuffed rabbit trophy, and picture of robert reich.

i saw meter man giving ticket on satday and i yelled hey and shook fist three times at him. he starrrd at me and beedieid his eyes up. i lerned him gud.

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