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As you shall make your bed so shall you...mess it up.

It's always darkest before...daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of...termites.

You can lead a horse to water but...how?

Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.

No news is...impossible.

You can't teach an old dog new...math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll...stink in the morning.

An idle mind is...the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's...pollution.

A penny saved is...not much.

Don't put off tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose.

None are so blind as...Helen Keller.

Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries.

You get out of something what you...see pictured on the box.

When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way.
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