No. of Recommendations: 7
Utahtea wrote:
>>> Don't forget adultery...glad I'm not married to him
>>> or Lizardking! Won't trust them any farther than
>>> I could throw them.

Well don't forget murder, serial torture, abusive tickling, child hurling, really bad joke-telling, and leaving dirty socks about the house (and who knows what else!)... I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I really am an example of someone who doesn't fit the proven rule that anyone who "cleans" their credit reports the way I have done is almost surely a dishonest and abusive monster in every other aspect of his life. The fact is that I am guilty of driving too fast on I-40 when I visit my senior citizen parents across our long state of Tennessee. I also did steal a packet of sunflower seeds from Weona's dry good store when I was six years old, and my dad made me return them. Finally, I thought it would be funny to yell "fire" during a firedrill when I was in the seventh grade, and the vice principal made me suffer the well-deserved humiliation of going to every room in the school that afternoon and apologize personally before my guffawing peers. I hate to disappoint you about adultery, larceny, tax evasion, and all the other things that were mentioned in this thread as likelihoods. Maybe that's my destiny though -- having gotten away with credit "repair," maybe I'll forsake my honest friends and turn to a life of profound deceit and reprehensible crime! I would go to confession to cleanse myself, but I'm Jewish and the best I could probably get from Rabbi Becker would be something guilt-inducing along the lines of, "Why did you ruin your credit in the first place, you meshuggah?"

Meshuggahly yours,

Print the post  


UGC Disclosure Notice Regarding Credit Card Posts
Community board discussions about credit cards are not provided or commissioned by banks who may have advertising relationships with The Motley Fool. Responses have not been reviewed, approved or otherwise endorsed by the bank advertiser. It is not the bank advertiser's responsibility to ensure all posts and/or questions are answered.
TMF Credit Center
The Motley Fool Credit Center arms you with real tools and simple messages, that will help you in every credit situation.
What was Your Dumbest Investment?
Share it with us -- and learn from others' stories of flubs.
When Life Gives You Lemons
We all have had hardships and made poor decisions. The important thing is how we respond and grow. Read the story of a Fool who started from nothing, and looks to gain everything.
Contact Us
Contact Customer Service and other Fool departments here.
Work for Fools?
Winner of the Washingtonian great places to work, and Glassdoor #1 Company to Work For 2015! Have access to all of TMF's online and email products for FREE, and be paid for your contributions to TMF! Click the link and start your Fool career.