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WAIT a second.....I have some questions first.


Oh, aren't you fickle! First you're fighting Dan for my hand (or other body parts), now you want to quiz me first. I see how it is.

1) When you think of the 'good old days', Does it involve Pershing missiles or Gen. John J. Pershing?

Actually, I was thinking of the good old days of the DRM. Back when I had a bulging harem and the ability to banish or behead people at my whim. However, given the choice, I'd say the missiles. They'd be far more fun than some crusty old cadaver.

2) Do you know what a 'Horseless Carriage' is?

A car.

3) Finish the following: "Everybody have fun tonight, Everybody ......"

I'll have to refuse to answer that on the grounds that if we acknowledge Wang Chung's existence, they may start bucking for a comeback. And we certainly can't have that.
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