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There was once this guy who developed a bad case of
flatulence. The smell was quite embarrassing, but what was worse
was the sound which was a loud "HONDA!"

He went to a number of doctors (of course) and none of them could
help him (as is always the case in these jokes). Finally out of
desperation he went to an old Chinese doctor and explained his

Without any examination the doctor said, "You have an abscessed
tooth. Have it fixed and your problem will be solved."

So he went to a dentist, and sure, enough he did have an
abscessed tooth, which he had repaired, and his "HONDA" farts
went away as well.

So he went back to the Chinese doctor and said, "How did you know
that I had an abscessed tooth?"

"Because", said the Chinese doctor, "everybody know that ... ...
abscess make the fart go HONDA!"

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