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We get junk calls on our land line at the rate of 2-4 per day, sometimes...albeit the middle of the night. We've tried call blocker but the volume did not go down. So we switched our answering machine to come on after the second ring, giving us enough time to check the incoming ID to see if we want to pick up. If not, then we've loaded this into the answering machine as the answering message:

Hello, we're home but are occupied with clients at the moment, selling them the world's best life insurance. We'd love to talk to you about your insurance needs. Please leave your name and number, age, gender and sexual orientation and we'll get right back with you.

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