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There is a new isotope in the Redneck household. She is beautiful and already a drama queen.

At little time-line on the discovery:

0650 Mrs. Redneck wakes me and says"We're going to the hospital."
     Me, "Do I have time to shower?"
     Her, "No."
0655 I'm up, dressed and grabbing the go to the hospital bag.
0700 Bag and food cooler loaded up in the truck. Wife tells my Mom to  call 911 for ambulance. Mom hands phone to me. I start talking to the dispatcher.
0701 My wife calls for towels.
0702 Her water breaks.
0705 My daughter arrives, in the living room, about five feet from the front door.
0707 Ambulance and Firetruck arrive, 5 EMTs attend to the new baby.


What a way to start a day!

Drama Queen (DQ) weighed 7 lbs 9.8 oz and was 20 inches long. She arrived 2 days early. Mom and daughter are doing excellent. 

Cheers,
Nuclear Redneck
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