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hi Motleys,

I have a song to submit to your contest on the Motley Fool Radio Show. (I hope this message gets through).
Here it is:

ME AND THE MOTLEYS (DOWN BY THE FOOLYARD)

TUNE: ME AND JULIO (DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD)

WITH APOLOGIES TO PAUL SIMON

It's six in the morning, I roll out of bed
And turn on the TV station
With three cups of tea and CNBC
For my morning's excitation.

Is the Dow gonna rise?
Is it gonna fall?
Is it gonna leave me
With no money at all?

For the rest of the week I'm a Journal geek
My day job is in peril
Checking in on the 'net and I'll make you a bet
That Charlie's buying Merrill

Well, I'm on my way
I think I must be crazy
Spending most of my pay
Buying and selling any way that I can
Goodbye to Wisdom
I'm glad I lost you
'Cause it's me and the Motleys down by the Foolyard

Every Friday night I listen to Lou
I scan my Barron's most keenly
I calculate all my puts and calls
And I cover my shorts routinely

Well, I'm on my way
I think I must be crazy
Spending most of my pay
Buying and selling any way that I can
Goodbye to Wisdom
I'm glad I lost you
'Cause it's me and the Motleys down by the Foolyard
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