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Welcome aboard, Shannon! As a member of the Short Bus welcoming committee, let me say that we're sorry to let you down! Let me formally introduce myself....

Why thank you.

You said you expected "fistfights"? Nah, we're just not that way around here. At least not any more.

BTW, Dan, your sister looks like a real hotty in that picture. When did you start seeing one another? .....

Heh, that's more like it!

Welcome again, Shannon! Wanna fight?

Bring it on, baby!

I like it here.
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