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Well, in TX, I still manage to fill up my gas tank about once a month - 7-8 gallons of gas

Hey man you are letting the TX team down. It's common knowledge that everything is bigger in Texas.
Heck! W spends that much on his weedwhacker juice, just to thin the brush.

Now clothes is a different matter, its woman's work, but just in case you ain't got a sweet little darlin to do thems chores for ya, a couple of tips. Don't wash the work suit with the Sunday best cos it will all smell like cow sheet. About once a seven weeks seems about rite, Elmer went a full three months in the same gear and that was jus ower the top. Don't wash the hat, it'nl go all floppy on ya, unless yer into that Lil House on the Prairie look (Lil Joe wernt a real cowboy yz know, he was a GD Yankee!)
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