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We're down to the stretch and now the real competition for The Feste Award Third Class with Palm Cluster is manifesting with DuckInMyShorts' nomination of DuckInMyShorts. My only competition, previously, was swimdad but he dropped out after the threats, un, persuasive augments, mailed to him with a fish attached. The same threat didn't work with DuckInMyShorts. Not that he is immune to threat but that he wrote back asking for a recipe and then wrote back asking if could he have another salmon because he, his wife and two kids, enjoyed the first.

Yeah, send us more of that "salmon on a stud", "perch on a post" or whatever.

Now excuse me while I go p*** someone else off at PA.

...I like Hormel Span, too!
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