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What about point three, Foolferlove?
That's the one that really makes me think.
What if someone wants to marry themselves?

It will never happpen. Because what would the sexual puritans do with their insistance on abstinence-only education and prohibitions against pre-marital sex if one could marry themselves? That would mean no playing with yourself until you are married to, uh, yourself. In that case we would see the crushing surge of 14 year old boys demanding to marry themselves!

Besides, how many exemptions would you get to claim on your 1040? Could you give yourself visitation rights in the hospital? Would your estate inherit your estate?
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