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A little boy returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, "What did you learn today?"

"The rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt."

"How?"

The boy explained, "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharaoh up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross."

The father was shocked. "Is that what the rabbi taught you?"

The boy replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he did tell us!"
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