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what teeemmeff nede is pome of holiday
of been bag chairs and biker shorts
santas lap am pokey

daddy smells of cheep tequila
and mommy am worn by elfs
candy canes
pizza pie
santas lap am pokey

what for we need to celebrate
this kwanza and chanuke-ah
no prezims
or elvis
santas lap am pokey

give the gift what keep on giving
herps and syph and gonorhea
santas lap am pokey

toss em elf high in to air
catch by pants and make hims bare
santas lap am pokey

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