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I am standing and just watching the world go by..... the cars driving by, the others pumping gas etc. Its a gorgeous day cool and breezy. It just so happens as I gander over at the lady pumping gas beside me.... a gust of wind catches her long flowing dress and puts it right up over her head. Quite a surprising development. It takes her a bit to get it peeled off of her face. While she is doing so I non-chalantly turn as to not appear an ogler. But, I couldn't help but to be chuckling, it was funny. I guess she could see me chuckling despite my turning the other way.

When I finished pumping gas and return the nozzle I glance over to be met with an extended middle finger. LMAO Now that's not very nice. Its not like I personally hiked her skirt up over her head..... and I'd be sure she would have chuckled if my pants just suddenly fell down in the middle of the gas station.
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When I finished pumping gas and return the nozzle I glance over to be met with an extended middle finger. LMAO Now that's not very nice. Its not like I personally hiked her skirt up over her head..... and I'd be sure she would have chuckled if my pants just suddenly fell down in the middle of the gas station.



You should have said "Well...ok. But let's do it IN the car. It's windy out here."


RJ
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You should have said "Well...ok. But let's do it IN the car. It's windy out here."

LMAO - Well I thought about saying something for a second... then figured I best not. The first reply that came to mind was......

"Your right how rude of me not tipping, would you like me to slip a dollar bill in your thong?"
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Next time you'll know to go ahead and ogle.
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But was it a nice view?
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Reminds me of that Marilyn Monroe picture, remember that one with her skirt blowing all over???

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But was it a nice view?

It was a thong worthy butt. :-)
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It was a thong worthy butt. :-)


Those are the best kind =)
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Getting the finger was a very, very small price to pay for viewing such a site! Hopefully, this c---teaser had pretty legs?

I suspect this lass was well aware of the famous Monroe skirt-blowing event and wanted to match it.

You are indeed, sir, one damn lucky guy.

Now, please tell us the city and address of this gas station. LOL

uncleG
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Why is she a c---teaser?
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Admirable quality - more women should be like that *grins*
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Because she wore a dress knowing FULL WELL that a big wind was going to come along and blow her dress up over her head while she was pumping gas, THAT'S WHY!

PLUS, she put a thong on under that dress.


Exactly!
Are you sure you weren't a man in a past life A?

I mean a skirt/dress? Of course that is ONLY for guys to wonder what is underneath. Just look at porn on the intern.....uh....nevermind.

Buffy
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Hi uncleG

No, I never wear dresses and thongs to pump gas. And I have never teased anyone.

Ms. Faseeshus

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Oh, and your post will probably get pulled. I just noticed mine did and I thought, wtf?

But I guess someone was offended that the c-teaser word was spelled out.

HORRORS!

A

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Getting the finger was a very, very small price to pay for viewing such a site! Hopefully, this c---teaser had pretty legs?

Let me get this straight.

It's bad for Wilsonsjulie to post links to polls about aberrant sexual mores, but it's okay to let every thread on this board turn into a crotch-grabbing knuckle-drag pig festival with a 1970's porno soundtrack.

red
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Oh me oh my, you are a Facist? LOL

And I do like your humor....

UncleG
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Now, "A" your post above will be pulled cause you didn't spell out WTF LOL


This forum provides me more laffs per second than watching Three Stooges movies...

UncleG
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Getting the finger was a very, very small price to pay for viewing such a site! Hopefully, this c---teaser had pretty legs?

Let me get this straight.

It's bad for Wilsonsjulie to post links to polls about aberrant sexual mores, but it's okay to let every thread on this board turn into a crotch-grabbing knuckle-drag pig festival with a 1970's porno soundtrack.

red


I think you've got it straight.
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Red! Red! Red! You get the reward for having the best laff line I've seen today:

"It's bad for Wilsonjulie to post links.....but turn into a crotch-grabbing knuckle-drag pig festival with a 1970's porno soundtrack!"

I'm still laffing. What a line! You need to write for MadMag...

Wish this worked like Outlook Express so I could post pictures and sound LOL

UncleG


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was offended that the c-teaser word was spelled out

'Zactly why i didn't copy it. I figured let you be the brave one this time.

Buffy
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'Zactly why i didn't copy it. I figured let you be the brave one this time.

Buffy


I actually was trying to make a point but it's gone now.

I'll not spell out the offending word ever again.

A

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It's bad for Wilsonsjulie to post links to polls about aberrant sexual mores, but it's okay to let every thread on this board turn into a crotch-grabbing knuckle-drag pig festival with a 1970's porno soundtrack.

Ba-bamp-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bamp-chacka-bamp-chacka-bamp-ba-ba-ba-bamp-

Milligram46
Doing his '70s porno soundtrack
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????

<bamp chicka pao pao, bamp chicka pao pao, bamp chicka pao pao>

Don't know what porno you are watching, but the rythm is way off.

Buffy
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When I finished pumping gas and return the nozzle I glance over to be met with an extended middle finger.

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was she smiling?
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Buffy said: Don't know what porno you are watching, but the rythm is way off.

Are you sure? That one is excellent, one of my all time favorites...

-_- Alex -_-
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Yeah... and?
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Let me get this straight.

It's bad for Wilsonsjulie to post links to polls about aberrant sexual mores, but it's okay to let every thread on this board turn into a crotch-grabbing knuckle-drag pig festival with a 1970's porno soundtrack.


It's like you never left.

-CH
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