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A 5 year old girl was at a wedding and asked her mother

"Mommy why does the bride wear white?"

Her mother thought for a quick second and said

"Because it's the happiest day of her life"

A moment later the little girl with a puzzled look on her face asked

"Mommy why is the groom wearing black?

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Along those same lines:

Why do French brides wear white?
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Because Odor-Eaters don't come in colors.
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Also:

Don't most household appliances come in white?
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