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WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AMERICAN

You can spell color the right way.
You can call Budweiser beer.
If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
If you can breathe you can get a gun.
You can invent a new public holiday every year.
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

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Amen, buddy !!

--BigBunk
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