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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a Cajun
carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked him, "Where
did you get that turkey?"

The Cajun replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The Cajun looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done
roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break
his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break
your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?"

The Cajun said, "I guess I'll just kiss his @ss and let him go!"
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