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women organizations in the US need to equip a boat as a floating women’s clinic, put it in international waters off the coast of the US..

Better still: there should be a flotilla of cruise ships stationed all around the United States. They should be manned (or should I say personned) by conservatives.

They could guard our country against furriners. And new ideas. The conservatives could be ferried back and forth, so that they could come here once and a while to make sure that nobody changed the Constitution, that everybody is praying in school, and that there are enough guns to go around.

Seriously, this country is does not belong to conservatives who run around waving the flag (that's why the opening to Steven Colbert's show is great).

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