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School*
A place where Parents pay, and children play.

*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

*🟤Nurse*:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

*🟣Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..

*?Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*🟣Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*🔵Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

*🟢Father*
A banker provided by nature

*?Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

*🟠 HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

*Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*🟢Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*🟡Yawn*
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

*🔵Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*🟤Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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