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Would you have to kill all of them, or do you get $1 million for each cartoonist? Not that I'm interested or anything, but one wonders how they make these judgements. Say one guy stabs a cartoonist, but he doesn't die. He's actually getting better, but a doctor prescribes a medication that the cartoonist is allergic to and he dies. So does the guy who stabbed him get the $1 million, or does the doctor? Maybe they split it?I suppose maybe there is some Islamaic Fanatic Rulebook on Fatwa Killings Rewards (does the Koran cover this?) that they go to. Maybe there is a rules committee. Are they holding this money in escrow? Do you actually have to be convicted, or does it just go to the first guy who says "I did it!"? They clearly have some loopholes to work on. I'm going to have to request that they get to work on these pressing issues before I take their offer seriously. Oh, and they have to get the rules notarized, so they can't change them at a later date.Mike, who is awaiting the day a muslim fanatic puts a price on his head so he can fake his death and rake in some loot.
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