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wut the hell! this is going to make the goat friend awful angried. he just got his new job (burning monkeys at lab) and hes not in good mood. why? everyone nose monkeys = funny and burning = funny and midgets = funny. so midgets burning monkeys = 3funny. maybe it am the lab part that not funny.

my head is spinning frum that math.

i saw another gud movie. ernest went to camp and spent lots of time with one little boy alot. reminded me of my camp days and my days with bishop carl.

saw johnny cockrun downtown yesterday and said "you am johnny cockrun and you got oj off but not in a sexual way". it were not johnny cockrun after all but it were a shrub outside my apartment (looks similar). i sent a picture of it to boston globe titled "local shrub looks helluva lot likes that oj lawyer - boston man given props for discovery."

i think naybor lady (immigrant) cast hex on my left foot. it am acting up and keeps looking at me weerd. it am not like preshuss good right foot (over acheivor).

itchypants

ps: alan greenspan signed me up for Zamboni Email Newsletter. damn alan (shake fist in air) to hades!! why he curse me so? he am not like nice paul volker what sent me useful pottery barn catalogs.
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