As Not Seen on TVRestaurant Review:Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar in Times SquareCasey Kelbaugh for The New York TimesNovember 13, 2012GUY FIERI, have you eaten at your new restaurant in Times Square? Have you pulled up one of the 500 seats at Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar and ordered a meal? Did you eat the food? Did it live up to your expectations?Did panic grip your soul as you stared into the whirling hypno wheel of the menu, where adjectives and nouns spin in a crazy vortex? When you saw the burger described as “Guy’s Pat LaFrieda custom blend, all-natural Creekstone Farm Black Angus beef patty, LTOP (lettuce, tomato, onion + pickle), SMC (super-melty-cheese) and a slathering of Donkey Sauce on garlic-buttered brioche,” did your mind touch the void for a minute?Did you notice that the menu was an unreliable predictor of what actually came to the table? Were the “bourbon butter crunch chips” missing from your Almond Joy cocktail, too? Was your deep-fried “boulder” of ice cream the size of a standard scoop?What exactly about a small salad with four or five miniature croutons makes Guy’s Famous Big Bite Caesar (a) big (b) famous or (c) Guy’s, in any meaningful sense?Were you struck by how very far from awesome the Awesome Pretzel Chicken Tenders are? If you hadn’t come up with the recipe yourself, would you ever guess that the shiny tissue of breading that exudes grease onto the plate contains either pretzels or smoked almonds? Did you discern any buttermilk or brine in the white meat, or did you think it tasted like chewy air?Why is one of the few things on your menu that can be eaten without fear or regret — a lunch-only sandwich of chopped soy-glazed pork with coleslaw and cucumbers — called a Roasted Pork Bahn Mi, when it resembles that item about as much as you resemble Emily Dickinson?When you have a second, Mr. Fieri, would you see what happened to the black bean and roasted squash soup we ordered?Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?......What is going on at this new restaurant of yours, really?Has anyone ever told you that your high-wattage passion for no-collar American food makes you television’s answer to Calvin Trillin, if Mr. Trillin bleached his hair, drove a Camaro and drank Boozy Creamsicles? When you cruise around the country for your show “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives,” rasping out slangy odes to the unfancy places where Americans like to get down and greasy, do you really mean it?Or is it all an act? Is that why the kind of cooking you celebrate on television is treated with so little respect at Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar? ...http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-...
More power to him, but Mr Fieri's entry on the scene and subsequent celebrity did mirror the beginning and decline of Food Network.
I have to admit I find him annoying--sort of like he's trying too hard to be 'edgy' and 'cool'. They featured the NYT review and backlash to it on inside edition (I think that's the show--the one with Debra Norville as host). They interviewed Fieri and featured some customers who raved about his food. The NYT writer stood behind his article and said he visited the restaurant 4 times before writing the review.
The guy is a JERK -- as I have said many times. He is one reason why we have started tuning out on the network who sponsor him.Loudmouth... unable to cook anything... a jerk. Simple.Vermonter
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